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  • This Fascist Christmas, It’s Jesus versus Jesus

    This Fascist Christmas, It’s Jesus versus Jesus

    Congratulations! 2025 is almost over. Eleven months into the second Trump presidency, you’re still standing. If you’re reading this, then you’re not one of the people who has been hauled off to a prison camp by America’s masked government agents.

    In three weeks it will be Christmas. So, if you’re one of the 60% of Americans who are Christian, you may take some time to stand back and reflect on what Jesus would say about the hateful fascism that has taken over the United States of America.

    It’s useful to put difficult times into context. If putting a religious frame around American politics is your thing, have at it… but I make one request: Please think twice before saying that your political opponents are not “true Christians”, or that they are ignoring the teachings of Jesus.

    For one thing, making religious arguments about which politicians should control the federal government implicitly lends support to the frame of Christian Nationalists, who believe that the religious beliefs of the Christian majority should direct the laws of our country.

    More fundamentally, whether you’re liberal or fascist, if you believe that Jesus would support your political views, you’re wrong.

    Well, to be fair, you’re right, but you’re also wrong.

    Christianity has two Jesuses

    If you’re a progressive Christian, when you think of Jesus, you think of the Sermon On The Mount. You think of Jesus saying that the poor and weak are blessed, and that rich people can’t get into heaven, and that we shouldn’t respond to violence with violence.

    For you, Jesus is the ultimate nice guy. This Jesus is really awesome. He embraces outsiders and preaches love.

    MAGA fascists have a different Jesus. I hate to break it to you, but their Jesus is in the Bible, too.

    The fascist Jesus shows up when he goes all January 6 in The Temple, physically attacking moneychangers, whipping them and chasing them away because he doesn’t agree with the form of Judaism that they practice.

    The fascist Jesus shows up when he threatens to re-enact the violent massacres of Tyre and Sidon when communities he visits decide they don’t want to worship him.

    The fascist Jesus shows up when he says he hates churches that teach their followers that they have the right to choose who to have sex with.

    The fascist Jesus shows up when he unleashes swarms of God’s angels in the form of monstrous locusts with human faces, iron armor, and the tails of scorpions. These torture locusts are instructed to torment anyone who does not have the approval of God – and only 144,000 people out of the 200 million people on Earth at the time have the approval of God.

    The suffering of Jesus on the cross lasted six hours. Jesus directs his locusts army to inflict torture on his enemies that lasts for five months. The torture locusts of God are specifically instructed not to kill their victims, even though the agony inflicted by their stings will be so bad that people will plead for death.

    You may be thinking to yourself that Jesus never said these things, and never did these things.

    Of course, your religious belief is a matter of faith. Your faith won’t be changed through a logical debate. However, if you believe that the New Testament is a credible source of information about what Jesus said and did, I encourage you to go back and read the New Testament… the whole thing, not just the parts that you feel most comfortable with.

    You’ll find that everything I’ve described is in the New Testament, and more. You’ll read about Jesus promising to come back with a sword, smashing his enemies with a rod of iron, and crushing the bodies of so many non-Christians that their blood creates a foul lake of blood six feet deep and the size of Lake Erie.

    Brutal totalitarian Christian Nationalism, with Jesus as its absolute ruler, is a teaching of the New Testament, even though the same New Testament describes Jesus as preaching love and peace.

    Both visions are true Christianity.

    In the Sermon On The Mount, Jesus taught non-violence and generosity. In the Book of Revelation, Jesus preached to John of Patmos that non-Christians deserve to be brutally tortured and killed.

    According to most Christian churches, both sets of the teachings of Jesus are canon. Different Christians choose which teachings of Jesus to emphasize, and which to ignore.

    In the elections of 2016, 2020, and 2024, the majority of American Christian voters chose to vote for Donald Trump, who ran all three times as a strident advocate of Christian power. The MAGA movement is brutal because of its Christianity, not in spite of it.

    The Book of Revelation version of Jesus has the loyalty of most American Christians. If you’re a Sermon On The Mount Christian, your version of Christianity is not in the mainstream.

    Perhaps there is an ultimate reality in which a True Jesus and a True God exist, and they’re really taking sides in the struggle between fascism and democracy. Unfortunately, neither God nor Jesus have shown up in person to settle the debate.

    Until they do, it makes more sense to advocate for the values of human rights on the basis of human experience in the here and now. If we’re ever going to rebuild American democracy, we’re going to have to re-establish the fundamental principle that freedom is for everybody, regardless of where they come from and what they believe.

    Arguments about which side is the most Christian won’t get us there.

  • Making Blasphemy During Holy Week

    Making Blasphemy During Holy Week

    President Donald Trump has preaching the hell out of Holy Week this year.

    With Separation of Church and State left on the same garbage heap as the rest of American law, President Trump opened it up on Palm Sunday with a declaration that the United States of America is a nation of Christians.

    “I want to wish Christians everywhere a Happy and very Blessed Holiday. America is a Nation of Believers. We need God, we want God and, with His help, we will make our Nation Stronger, Safer, Greater, more Prosperous, and more United than ever before.”

    Who knew that the Christian god is in Donald Trump’s White House Cabinet? I suppose if there’s room for Elon Musk, why not let a Asian tribal spirit have a seat at the table too?

    Does that upset you, that I refer to the Christian god as an Asian tribal spirit? Tough.

    The more I see President Donald Trump demand that the United State of America become united under the Christian god, the inclined I become to tell Jesus to shove his crucifix up his ass.

    Oh dear, I did it again. Let me put the cards on the table: I’ve decided to devote the entire day of Easter to blasphemy.

    Blasphemy is a crime invented by Christians in order to persecute anyone who points out any of the hypocrisies, and cruelties in their religion. A person who is guilty of blasphemy has been found to openly and unapologetically disagree with the tenets of Christian faith. Typically, blasphemers mock the injustice and absurdity that’s rife within Christianity. The coarse tone of their mockery calls into question the authority of Christian leaders and ideology, and that kind of questioning is something that Christian organizations just can’t tolerate.

    Even as Christian groups provide the majority of support for Donald Trump, we’re supposed to all continue to observe a special criticism-free zone around Christianity.

    There’s a special Easter magic in this maneuver. We all see that the world is full of cruelty, yet Christians tell us that this world was made by their god, and that their god has an infinite amount of power. So, why is there so much cruelty? It’s the fault of humanity, Christians say, because someone ate a piece of fruit after having a chat with a talking snake. Then, they go and transform the same god who created the fruit-trap and the rest of this sadistic world into a victim of the world. They say that their god sent himself in human form to be tortured by humans, and we should all feel terrible about it. The religious message of Easter is that the god who set up this holy guilt trip will release us from it, but only if we obey Christian preachers and give them money. Happy Easter!

    It doesn’t take a genius to see that Donald Trump has adapted this Christian rhetorical sleight of hand for his own political purposes. He is one of the most powerful people on Earth, and yet he claims to be a victim. He uses his power to persecute people, and yet he claims to be persecuted.

    Donald Trump’s Christian supporters — and yes, statistics consistently show that the majority of American Christian voters support Donald Trump — eat this narrative of victimization up like it’s jellybeans. In return, Trump repeats the narrative of victimization back to Christians, telling them that, although Christians are in the majority, with all kinds of special government perks doled out for their religion, they are being persecuted, and the form of that persecution is that they aren’t being allowed to force their religion on everyone else.

    It’s not just Donald Trump who repeats this narrative of victimization, of course. Today, Marco Rubio issued the following statement, not as a private citizen, but in his position as US Secretary of State:

    “Easter celebrates the resurrection of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the king of kings and lord of all nations. This Holy Week and Easter, I call upon all nations to respect the right of Christians to declare Christ is King.”

    Is there an international crisis of Christians not being allowed to declare that “Christ is King”? No. Christians are free to practice their religion almost everywhere in the world. There has been no global expansion of persecution of Christianity.

    Pay attention to the specific message of Christianity that Marco Rubio is using the US State Department to promote. It’s the message that Jesus has the right to exercise the political power of a king, not just over the United States, but over the entire world.

    Marco Rubio is celebrating Easter as a holiday of Christian Nationalism. He is demanding that every government on the planet give special recognition to the liberty of Christians to celebrate their religion’s hatred of the liberty of everyone else.

    I support free speech. So, I support the right of Christians to shout and scream about how their Jesus is risen from the dead and is going to come back and smash all the nations with his iron sceptre and kill everyone who doesn’t accept his power as a king. What I oppose is the work that Christians are doing in the US government to convert these threats into political reality.

    Yes, that stuff about Jesus engaging in unprecedented religious massacres is in the New Testament. Read the Book of Revelation, folks. Turning of the cheek died with the crucifixion, and the resurrected Jesus is prophesied to be a brutal killer. That homicidal, power-hungry King Jesus is what Easter celebrates.

    I know it’s not polite to point this out, but when Christianity is granted political control of a national government, the results are nasty. When Ferdinand and Isabella kicked all the Muslims out of Spain, they then engaged in mass deportation and conversion of Spanish Jews, and after that, unleashed the Spanish Inquisition against Christian heretics who didn’t practice the right kind of love of Jesus. The Inquisition’s cruelty inspired the Christian Nationalist fascism of Francisco Franco, which in turn inspired the Catholic power cult Opus Dei, which in turn inspired JD Vance.

    Oh, I know that it’s not nice to call out Christianity on its bloody history of political brutality. That’s part of the cynical game of Christian Nationalism, though, to use Christianity as a hammer to smash the bones of democracy, and then blanche in shock when people have the audacity to point out Christianity’s role in the attack. I’m not playing that game. Christianity is not the victim here.

    Christianity is certainly not the victim in El Salvador, where the country’s churches are big supporters of Bitcoin dictator Nayib Bukele. Bukele declares that he is an “instrument of God” and says that El Salvador is an example of what happens when a nation openly dedicates itself to the glory of the Christian god. Last autumn, Bukele said:

    “El Salvador is demonstrating as a living testimony that things can change if God so decides. God’s goal was to tell all the nations of the world ‘ask, give Me the glory, and I will heal your land.’ Nothing is impossible for God, we all know that, but here He demonstrated it again.”

    Nothing is impossible for God, Bukele says. And what does Bukele’s god do with that infinite power? He’s helping Bukele construct five new concentration camps capable of holding 200,000 people, so that Donald Trump can start deporting American citizens to suffer in the Christian Nationalist paradise of El Salvador.

    Yes, Jesus is Risen, and he is terrorizing us. The Christian Nationalist fascists who are implementing the totalitarian vision of the risen Christ of vengeance are telling us that we must not criticize Christianity, that we must be united behind Christian Nationalism so that the government can become stronger.

    Seeing that I have been offered offered a faith of fascism, I choose to go in the opposite direction. I choose blasphemy, because if Marco Rubio’s global network of Christian Nationalists has the right to advocate for the replacement of democracy with theocracy, I have the right to mock the religion that provides the ideological impetus for their authoritarianism.

    Last year, as part of the narrative of Christian victimization, Donald Trump declared that Christianity was under attack. The attack, was that the Trans Day of Visibility, which was always celebrated on the same day every year, just so happened to coincide with the calendar-hopping holiday of Easter. Trump told his Christian Nationalist followers that trans people were attacking Christianity by refusing to cancel their own events in order to show deference to Christianity’s special privileged place in society.

    This year, Easter is hopping over to steal the limelight from another annual celebration. Easter Sunday in 2025 comes on April 20, which is 4/20, a day that celebrates the laid back, accepting attitude that many people seek by using marijuana.

    So, instead of celebrating the resurrection of Jesus that the Bible says precedes the bloody massacre of non-Christians around the world, I’m saying this instead: Happy Weed Visibility Day!

    Easter Schmeaster. Easter Bunny smoking marjuana for Weed Visibility Day blasphemy